Imagine if you will a northern Germanic folk metal boy band made up entirely of real pirate dads in scowls and leather. Then bung in a singalong sea shanty chorus in a weird Germanic Mockney accent and lots of manly posturing and you're halfway there. And just imagine the fun that we're going to have with that song title!
As the song starts you'll be thinking: "What you saying man, this isn't all that!", but by the end you'll be standing on the kitchen table beating your chest and looking out for settlements to pillage.
And you certainly wouldn't want to fight any one of them!
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