So the Dutch released the song they hope will take them to their third top ten finish in a row this morning. And while's it's a servicable enough mid tempo Radio 2 singalong plodder, the chorus gets me smirking every time.
There's nothing rude or naughty about it, you must understand, it's that I just wonder what the good folk of the North East of England are gong to make of it.
It could be the new Geordie national anthem!
(This may not make any sense to our continental readers, so if you happen to know anyone from Newcastle, ask them).