Fast becoming a new Apocalypse hero, out homeboy Tulpe here is having another crack at getting on the wildcard bill, only this time he's gone down a more traditional Germanic route, dealing us a fun-packed chunk of schlager-oompah crossover filth.
Of course, he doesn't stand a chance of even making it to the longlist of the shortlist, which is a danged shame, because this smashing singalong little ditty, which to my patchy German ear sounds like it's about demanding that your bread is lubricated, will stick in your brain all night.
Just make sure your mum is out when you watch the video. Or maybe that IS your mum...?
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